Floppy disk

Today I was approached by a floppy disk asking the time.

I asked if he was in a hurry or was just curious, "neither" he answered "I just need to know how long until smoko" I looked at the clock on my phone "5 mins bub" I answered him.

Later in the day I was saving some work onto disk and I remembered my little aquaintence from earlier.

I thought to when he metioned smoko and it suddenly occured to me.
no wonder disks die all the time.... some of them smoke!

I then walked out, lit a ciggerette and pondered the situation.