Matrix food

Today while I was making breakfast, I noticed my food in the fridge were all taking part in a 'bullet time' battle.

I was quite impressed at the way they could summon the ability to control time. "What's the fight all about?" I asked.

the half aten tuna and lettuce sandwich turned to me and answered "the margarine just saw the matrix... he thinks he can do better."

I shut the fridge and shuddered at the thought of my food watching action movies.